Forbes, a trusted news source since I was a kid has been rather odd and Trumpian for the last ten years or so. It was slow, so I looked into. Sure enough, Forbes was a Chinese news by, working for the Chinese version of operation Mockingbird. But that is too serious so here is the hoax:
🔥 TOP SECRET // EYES ONLY // IC-25-475-BETA
SUBJECT: Russell, Austin — Suspected Foreign Influence Facilitator
DATE: 2025-03-28
AGENCY: Joint Taskforce on Strategic Influence (JTSI)
CASE NO.: JS-404-RUS-CHN-INT
SUMMARY
Austin Russell, CEO of Luminar Technologies, has acquired an 82% controlling stake in Forbes Media LLC with heavy reliance on foreign capital. Subject presents as an unwitting facilitator of potential foreign influence operations. Investigation focuses on (1) funding sources, (2) prior ownership influence, and (3) subject’s apparent lack of awareness regarding geopolitical implications.
Assessment:
Subject is unlikely a knowing agent, but demonstrates high susceptibility to manipulation due to youth, ambition, and ignorance.
FINANCIAL STRUCTURE
Total Acquisition Cost: ~$800 Million USD
Subject's Personal Contribution: ~$10 Million USD (~1.25%)
Primary Co-Investors:
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Sun Group (India):
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Historical ties to Russian Government advisory committees.
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VP previously linked to Moscow-based energy consultancies flagged in 2017 FBI foreign influence assessments.
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GSV Ventures (U.S.):
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Prior financial entanglements with Chinese-funded education technology firms (see: CASE IC-19-217-CN-EDTECH).
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Integrated Whale Media (Hong Kong):
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Previous owner of Forbes (2014–2023).
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Documented links to CCP-aligned financial entities.
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During tenure, Forbes coverage of China softened significantly (Ref: Dossier FBS-RED-138 “China Media Soft Power Patterns”).
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RED FLAG:
Foreign co-investors funded 98.75% of the acquisition.
SUBJECT PROFILE
Name: Russell, Austin
DOB: 1995
Citizenship: United States
Occupation: Founder/CEO - Luminar Technologies
Vulnerabilities:
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Lack of geopolitical awareness
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Reliance on foreign capital
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Tendency toward vanity projects under the guise of “entrepreneurial vision”
Operational Assessment:
Subject exhibits classic characteristics of a Useful Idiot (Ref: HUMINT-COLDWAR-III). Believes acquisition is a “strategic move” for media diversification, unaware of historic patterns of foreign asset grooming.
MEDIA INFLUENCE PATTERNS
Notable Trends (2014–2023):
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Decreased publication of China-critical reporting post-Integrated Whale acquisition.
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Multiple instances of editorials amplifying Belt and Road narratives without disclosed conflicts.
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Forbes China operated as a quasi-independent entity, suspected to serve CCP soft power objectives.
Risk:
New ownership likely maintains or deepens existing editorial biases favoring Chinese and foreign state narratives under the guise of “neutral business reporting”.
CFIUS PRELIMINARY FINDINGS
“Subject displays no apparent malice, only entrepreneurial blindness.
However, ignorance is no defense when selling off key media infrastructure using funds that make our analysts throw up in their tactical vests.”
RECOMMENDATION
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Immediate CFIUS full-spectrum investigation.
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Deep audit of co-investor origins, with special attention to PRC and Russian indirect financing channels.
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Consider designation of Forbes Media LLC as critical infrastructure to subject it to heightened foreign ownership scrutiny.
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Subject Russell to enhanced Foreign Influence Awareness Briefing (FIAB) — Level 5 (Reserved for: "People Who Don't Realize They're Being Played").
ANNOTATED:
[HANDWRITTEN NOTE — CLASSIFIED]
“God help us.
— T. Daniels, JTSI Counterintelligence”
